Question about sword polishing?

Qusetions: my hubby mentioned i wanted to polish his sword but he isn't going to very own any swords. I will not likely enable them mainly because now we have youngsters. what exactly is he speaking about?

Answers:Get down in your knees XD

Answers:He would like you to provide him a BJ. His sword wont damage the youngsters. I guarantee.

Answers:why dont you inform him what sword you on about lol you havent any